Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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