People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
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HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
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I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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