wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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