why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
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