Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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