In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
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Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
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Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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