so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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