dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
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If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
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Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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