he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
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