Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
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he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
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I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
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