Soap is not a condiment
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
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