hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I'm really busy with my period
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