Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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