I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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