Me too!
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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