That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
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Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
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shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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