Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
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you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
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just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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