DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
