hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Yo dont text me then not text me
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
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weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
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It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
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