I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
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Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
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Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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