I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
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Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
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I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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