32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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