You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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