hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Vodka?
Forever.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
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