the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
vagina is talking i cant
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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