Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
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This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
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Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
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