i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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