Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
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no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
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I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
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