Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
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how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
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You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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