so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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