Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
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she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
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blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.