I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
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SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
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He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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