Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
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