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Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
