what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
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At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
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I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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