I seem to have left my pride at pride
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
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we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
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its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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