"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
so that wasnt chicken after all
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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