Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
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i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
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Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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