Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
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He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
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His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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