And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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