hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
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you had me at cake vodka
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
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Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
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