I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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