i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
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