There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
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