Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
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