I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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