Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
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I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
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All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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