I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
Randomize