So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
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in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
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Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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