no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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