Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
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he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
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Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
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