some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
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I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
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sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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