In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
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I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
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I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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