So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
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can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
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Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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