I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
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We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
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We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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