I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
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I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
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I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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